Steve Nash had a bad day.
In addition to his tragically dry tweet from Tuesday morning, two more mishaps occurred in Nashville just hours afterward. The timing of all these events confounds me, as each fail happened within a twelve-hour time span, but within completely discrete realms of his life (Nash attempting sarcasm on his laptop, Nash dressing up pregame, Nash losing the game on the final play) as if his entire livelihood had been taken from him by Monstars.
Just makes me a little worried. That’s all. Be gone wannabe. Be gone.
To end his godforsaken night, Nash goes for two when he very clearly needs to go for three at the end of Tuesday’s Suns-Bulls game.
Maybe it had something to do with him forgetting his shorts before said game and forcing his teammates to watch him undress.